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When it’s Still Your First Time Doing It!

We’ve all been there. Everyone had to be a virgin at some point. You don’t know when it’s going to happen, and you don’t know exactly what you should do to be ready. It just happens suddenly, and you don’t even notice it’s happening around you. You’d still be playing Minecraft, and the whole thing just goes on around you till it’s done. And hurraaaaaaay… you’re single.

Virgin memes, and those that deal with sex in general, can be tilting to some. It’s all fun and games, until we bring your own life into the meme, and you start getting butt-hurt. Either way, we’ve all been in the situation where we needed to unravel the unknown future of our sex lives for the first time. It’s scary, we know. You venture onto a world of pain and pleasure, not knowing what to expect. After learning so much from watching “educational” tube sites, you forget everything just before you enter the exam room.

What You Need to Do On the First Time:

Want the truth? Not much. Yes, you fuss about it and go through all kinds of inner battles. But in the end, all you need to do is basically nothing. It’s your first time. It’s not going to be the best sex you’ll ever have. It’s just going to be bizarre, weird and a new experience to both of you. Just try to be supportive of your partner and communicate well. Remember to enjoy the ride; it’s always better to have firsts, as we eventually die.

But seriously, you don’t need to fret about the whole thing. You’re going to lose your virginity and realize that sex is much more complicated than just having it. So, enjoy the “ride” while it lasts… you’re breaking up soon!

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