The battle cry feared by men everywhere. This accusation trumpets the start of a war tribunal where he must answer for committing the most heinous of all crimes. He has forgotten to put down the toilet seat, so now he is on the hot seat. It is foolhardy to attempt to minimize loses by trying to highlight a previous spotless record. It is better to do nothing and accept defeat.
Some men might feel the temptation to stand up and fight, but this is an unwinnable battle. There could be a whole aisle of various beauty products and cosmetic accessories left haphazardly strewn about the room but leave the seat out of place, and all hell breaks loose. It doesn’t matter if the bathroom looks like the aftermath of a beauty salon cyclone or if it is your first offence.
Every man in a relationship knows the bathroom is the woman’s territory and she will defend her porcelain throne fiercely. Her word is law and the queen should never have to touch said throne. The safest plan of action is to raise the white flag and lower the toilet seat. Otherwise, you’ll be retreating to the couch for the night. We’re more than glad to have you here for a couple of minutes today. If you do like our content, don’t forget to hit the Like button down here. Follow of social media pages for more amazing stuff
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